Writing, painting, having a chat…

I am a fine art graduate, for whatever that’s worth. I live in my beloved hometown of Liverpool, where I write stuff, paint stuff, take pictures, research family history on behalf of myself and other people, and eat snacks.

Visit my Shopify store to purchase my work, or contact me directly.

This is my life…

Fancy a cuppa?

I’m slowly getting back into making paintings.

I wonder a lot and write a bit about stuff I notice on my wanderings.

Live well. Eat well. Chips.

Up The Toffees!

Everton Football Club





Mr. Jamie Yates

Since I was small I’ve had an issue with the fact that I didn’t grow up where I was born, coming home to Liverpool at last meant a lot. My name has changed several times, occasionally by choice. I find life pretty confusing sometimes and, perhaps as a result, my slant on the world is a little bit skewed. Oh well.

Rating: 1 out of 5.

“Absolute nonsense”

Of all the nerve. Easily the most appalling human being I’ve ever met.

Carol Vorderman

Rating: 2.5 out of 5.

“Who IS this buffoon?”

Jamie who? Not what I asked for.

Alan Titchmarsh

Rating: 2 out of 5.

“Don’t believe a word”

A textbook attention seeker. Seek help.

Noel Edmonds

*I despise the word Blog

Sometimes I write stuff…

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  • Finding My Voice
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